There’s nothing better than a buttery baked potato, maybe a few of my mom’s cupcakes, and a cold beer after a long ride. Anyone who finishes this course deserves some free food and beer, so you better believe we’ll have baked potatoes and as much beer as I can afford waiting for you at the finish line. You might wanna bring your own stuff, too. You’ll be hungry when you’ve finished the Cedar Cross.
…And if you don’t finish the course, that just means you get to the food and beer first.